A shot of me from "The Scarlet Letter" shot in 1994, and released in 1995.
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Here is an except from my last book.
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
To have a good relationship you have to know the differences between men and women. That book saying men are from Mars and women are from Venus has some good ideas but it's way too long. Like who's got time to read all that when there's shopping in the mall and watching sports which interfere with relationships as it is? Reading a long book like that is only going to make things worse.
All you have to know are the basic differences between men and women, and then be aware of those differences when you communicate. It doesn't have to be long. Here are the major differences to be aware of, and how to apply them.
THE DIFFERENCES
Women like communicating and sharing feelings and
cuddling, and men like tits.
Men like watching sports on TV and talking about cars, and women cry over nothing.
Men can't see any sense in moving furniture when vacuming, and women care about how their hair looks.
Women save letters and men save old baseball caps.
Men are good at barbecuing and women usually don't smell too bad.
Women can open doors with a glance, and men can open jars. Some women can open jars but pretend they can't. Some men can't open jars, but pretend they can. This is confusing to children.
And there's the toilet seat up and down thing which is hardly worth mentioning.
So those are the major differences. There are a few others, but they are minor, and don't really pertain to relationships. Just knowing the above will help you have a good relationship.
HOW TO APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE
A woman should never ask a man to vacum when the game is starting in a few minutes. A man should never write anything in a letter that might be brought up at a later date. A man should occasionally let the woman put the barbecue sauce on the meat, though he should never show her how to light the barbecue. If a woman is crying, it is especially important to put the toilet seat down. A woman should not ask a man to open a jar until there is a commecial on. If a man opens a jar, he doesn't have to do anything else for the rest of the day. It is usually best not to try to feel a woman's tits when she is crying.
That about covers it. Now you don't have to read the book.
From my new book, "JUNK FOOD FOR YOUR INNER CHILD, and other humorous views of life".
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I
was the "speaking native." I said a few lines in Mickmack Indian, but alas,
the lines were cut, and only my non speaking action was shown. I got paid
for speaking anyway....... It was a 70 Million Dollar production, staring
Demi Moore. It was pretty much a flop at the box office. Too bad. I
had fun.